I'm a bit bored while I'm pixeling, so I'm doing this...

Stolen from

You'll need the Pokemon Generator for this meme... [link]

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
-> Slakot [link]
-- Oh... what?

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
-> Terrakion [link]
-- I know I hate this boss...

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
-> Lillipup [link]
-- I'd really like this partner... XD

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
-> Zapdos [link]
-- AAAAH, it knows that I fear electricity! XDD

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
-> Natu [link]
-- I love you, mother! XD

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
-> Drifloon [link]
-- This would make me REALLY happy. XDDDDDDD

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
-> Crustle [link]
-- Tortenkrebs... ;_; (cake cancer)

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
-> Politoed [link]
-- A froooooooog!

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
-> Dusknoir [link]
-- o-o

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
-> Carvanha [link]
-- How you could do this....

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
-> Venomoth [link]
-- I hope I'm not poisened yet. XD

12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
-> Combee [link]
-- WTF

13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
-> Vileplume [link]
-- It's cute at all... XD

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
-> Blaziken [link]
-- Okay.. How I did THIS? XDDD

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
-> Alomomola [link]
-- It can heal... so... okay.

16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
-> Hitmontop [link]
-- Pity that I don't like stories about fighting...

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
-> Smoochum [link]
-- <3

18. This Pokémon is your dentist.
-> Machomp [link]
-- I thought that something like that would come there... XD

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
-> Duscops [link]
-- Hell yes and I really love this dreams. *awesome*

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
-> Psyduck [link]
-- What? o_o